No, this isn’t an April Fools article. Today is April 2nd. So this is just normal fake, not April Fools fake.
ANAHEIM, CA — Make plans to join us this Saturday at Disneyland!
We at Uncle Walt’s Insider are excited to once again meet up with
both all of our readers tomorrow, April 3rd, in Disneyland Park! We’ll gather around 8:00 in the Plaza, then spend the day in Walt’s (not Uncle Walt’s) (well, not our Uncle Walt’s) original Magic Kingdom!
A day of fun and festivities
Here’s the tentative schedule for Saturday’s meetup:
7:30 a.m. – Arrive early to get through security. It takes time to get through the bag check, show your vaccination passport, have them check your social credit score, and submit to the California-mandated body cavity probe.
8:00 a.m. – Meet us in the Plaza between Disneyland and California Adventure. You’ll be able to spot us because we look exactly like our photos.
8:30 a.m. – Once we’re convinced that
both all of our readers have joined us, we’ll head to the Disneyland Park entrance. Be sure to have your admission or Annual Pass ready to show!
8:35 a.m. and on… –
The day is ours to enjoy all of Disneyland’s rides, shows and attractions together! Like last year, we’ll realize too late that Disneyland is still closed, then a few of us will wander down Harbor Blvd. to get breakfast at IHOP.
Can’t wait to meet you
both all in person!
What should we ride first? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: The site of the 2021 Uncle Walt’s Insider Reader Meetup! Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.