Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important!
Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: BEST ACTIVITIES WHILE WAITING FOR THE PARKS TO REOPEN! – The (Step)Moms show you how we’re passing the time. You will regret it.
BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY – Wait, what? They should tell the Facebook blurb writer, right? Or have we been hacked?
CORRECTION: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY – We know this is a shock to our readers. Sorry to disappoint you.
EXTRA: UNCLE WALT BANS USE OF RED CIRCLE/SLASH SYMBOL – Our graphics guy has got a lot of use out of it lately. And one more today!
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE ‘UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER CLOSING’ ARTICLES? – Someone thinks we’re getting lazy. The (Step)Moms confirm it.
WALT DISNEY WORLD REOPENS JULY 11TH, 2025! – While we strive for accuracy we may be a little off on the details. Like the year.
SEAWORLD ORLANDO REOPENS JUNE 11, WON’T SELL OFF THEIR ANIMALS AFTER ALL – Sorry, kids. Cancel your plans to eat Gorton’s Shamu Sticks.
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