The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: It used to be that Disney parks clearly celebrated Christmas, but…
We’re sure they had the idea first and Disney+ only copied them. Right. NEW YORK, NY — We’ve enjoyed Disney’s incredible video streaming service, Disney+, for over a week now. And apart from some devastating effects on the world’s economy, it’s been a big success. Well, apparently, sometime in the last week [Ed.: month? year?] NBCUniversal debuted…
Enjoy your day celebrating National French Toast Day!* Uncle Walt’s will return tomorrow with the latest and greatest in super-reliable theme park news. *If you’re in the U.S., that is. If you’re in France, we suppose you’re celebrating Journée Nationale du Pain Perdu Américain. Just kidding, folks. Happy Thanksgiving! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I need to write a term paper for my philosophy class,…
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It just looks like a stadium being built. Have we ever steered you wrong? E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — The Uncle Walt’s Insider offices in Svalbard are all buzzing over this exclusive, breaking news that you will ONLY see here! [Ed.: There’s probably a good reason for that.] While details on the upcoming Mary Poppins attraction are…