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(Step)Moms Panel: How did coconuts get overseas? Was it a swallow?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: My son's science teacher told them that coconuts are not native to the Caribbean. Is this true?" - Arthur K., Grand Cayman X: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Walt: Hi Bea, thanks for asking. While it is true that coconuts are not ...
December 28, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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His name is Bob, isn't it? We bet his name is Bob. Photo © 2019 Disney.

Bob Iger knows the name of “Baby Yoda” and he’s not telling!

So immature. He's being a big poopy-head. A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY -- In a recent appearance on The Star Wars Show, Disney Chairman/CEO/Weekend Custodian Bob Iger teased that he knows the name of "The Child," aka "Baby Yoda", from the failed Disney+ series, The Mandalorian. When pressed to share the name, Iger simply stuck out his tongue and then chanted over and over, "I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you, nanny nanny boo boo, stick your ...
December 27, 2019 by Walt in Other
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It's Boxing Day! Photo by Boxing AIBA [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.

Happy Boxing Day from Uncle Walt’s Insider!

It's George Foreman's favorite holiday! UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Because Uncle Walt made us work answering a (Step) Moms Panel question yesterday, he's graciously allowed us to take off Boxing Day today. We plan to spend the day watching all of the boxing match telecasts! How about you? Give him a left, you big lug! What is your favorite Boxing Day tradition? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, ...
December 26, 2019 by Marty in Other
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Answering reader questions on Christmas Day?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year. Will the (Step) Moms be answering a question today?" - Robert D., Williamsport, VA                     Do you have a question for the Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel? Click here to submit a ...
December 25, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Of course, for Santa to arrive, everyone in the resort must be sleeping. Including the Cast Members. Photo by Issa GM [CC BY 3.0] via Wikipedia.

Christmas Eve at WDW? Hope you booked a resort with a chimney

No chimney? No Santa for you. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- As "The Most Expensive Magical Place on Earth," the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa continues to be the top vacation destination in the world. And many families love to visit during the Christmas Holiday season, enjoying all of the Christmas decorations and music that are common to all December holidays, such as decorated trees, red bows, lights, garlands of decorated greenery, and Christm... holiday, um, carols. Unfortunately, not all of these families ...
December 24, 2019 by Marty in Florida
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