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Onlookers were entertained by Jefferson and Madison rapping about Alexander Hamilton.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Cast Members arriving for their normal work day were met with protests by Presidents at the Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents. Led by George Washington, the majority of the past Presidents joined forces to protest the division that is gripping D.C.
“This fine Union that we built is turning into shambles!” Washington shouted. “The patriots who fought to not only build, but sustain and protect this fine country, are being trampled on by those divisive nincompoops at the Capitol! They should all be ashamed!”
A unified message
All of the past Presidents, minus those still living, vowed to not perform until the current set of Government officials can learn to work together. The protests were truly bipartisan, with both Federalists and Democratic Republicans taking part.
We asked Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) how Disney (the company) plans to handle this potentially long-term issue. Disney (no relation)’s reply was brief and to the point: “It is with great regret that we must announce the closing of the Hall of Presidents.”
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Cover photo: The presidents, just before they lifted their picket signs, since UWI’s resident photoshopper didn’t have the energy. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.
