Biden animatronic okays ‘minor incursions’ between World Showcase pavilions

Maybe he’ll send the Kamala animatronic to investigate the “root causes.”

WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Joe Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall of “Presidents” went off-script again on Monday. And his remarks are being interpreted as giving a green light to armed conflict between the national pavilions at Epcot’s World Showcase.

“I think what you’re going to see is that [Epcot] pavilions will be held accountable if they invade another,” the animatronic said during the 3:30 showing at the Hall of Presidents yesterday. “And it depends on what the pavilion does,” he continued. “It’s one thing if it’s a minor incursion and we end up having to fight about what to do and not to do.”

Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the Russia Pavilion tells Uncle Walt’s Insider not to worry about the troops gathering there. It’s just a routine exercise, they say.

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Cover photo: Soon after, the Trump animatronic made a fake cough into his hand that sounded suspiciously like the word “senile.”