Disneyland stops serving mouse meat

They finally found a suitable substitute.

DISNEYLAND, CA — It’s well-known to those with the proper sources that Disneyland uses mouse meat in their restaurants. They’ve just been quiet about it for years, not wanting to upset younger fans of Mickey & Minnie.

Now a Disney insider tells Uncle Walt’s, um, Insider that the mouse meat is going away.

“Tastes just like mouse”

“Disney is trying to stay ahead of the animal activists,” says our anonymous source, a food service worker at Disneyland, “even though no one really likes mice.”

Barry Our anonymous source goes on to say, “They have a new product they’re using instead. I don’t know what’s in it, but it tastes just like mouse!”

With the change, the only remaining Disney establishment serving actual mouse is Victoria & Albert’s at Walt Disney World’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa & Snooty Upper-Crust Hotel, due to their partnership with Taco Bell.

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