The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve seen a lot of groups like Voices of Liberty and the Dapper Dans (and also non-Disney groups) put out virtual performances on YouTube. Can we expect anything like that from the (Step) Moms? Or the Uncle Walts writers (or both together, even)?” – Myron W., Windermere FL
Ub:
Hello, Mel. What an interesting request.
Wait a minute. I love that idea. How about some backstage passes?
Marty:
Dear Windy,
Well, I guess we could video my singing around our office. But I just sing ‘it’s a small world’ over and over so the others will leave me alone. It works, too.
X:
The biggest difference between the Voices of Liberty and us is that all of them can sing. The same can’t be said for us. You don’t want to listen to my singing.
No, seriously, you don’t. AEA will not be calling to offer me membership anytime soon.
Marty:
What does the Aircraft Electronics Association have to do with anything?
X:
People are often shocked when they learn I’m not a good electrician. But I was actually thinking about Actor’s Equity Association, who represents all the vocalists at WDW. Possibly DLR also, but I can’t find confirmation.
Marty:
Maybe, X. But I think you’re underestimating the musical talents common in avionics technicians.
Baby Yoda:
Ub:
I, too, like to sing.
It’s great when I am writing articles, and trying to figure out more of what I want to say, or if my responses aren’t long enough, I find that if I start singing, ideas come to mind, and further, I can create run-on sentences that are sure to get the point across, because
[Ed.: Aaaaand I’m just going to cut him off here. Seriously, folks. He didn’t say anything of value after this.]
Marty:
I can confirm that Ub does indeed sing, but worse — much worse — than the average avionics technician.
Walt:
Hi Moron, thanks for asking.
Getting your eyes checked should always be part of a normal health routine. I just got mine checked, and I feel great! Don’t be scared, just jump in and do it!
Harriet:
Just don’t go to Disneyland Wuhan. There are enough viruses there without you.
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