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The rides already exit into gift shops. Why not take advantage of that? ANAHEIM, CA — Disney has already shown that you can safely operate a theme park. Billions of visitors currently at Walt Disney World (95% of them at Disney’s Hollywood Studios) have proven that fact. However, California governor Gavin Newsome (D[redact]ick[/redact]) has continued…
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It’ll be so easy to get to! FUTURE SITE OF DISNEYLAND TEXAS — Are you as excited as we are for the newly-relocated Disneyland in Texas? Uncle Walt’s Insider is thrilled to announce that ground has been broken, and construction has begun! And the new location is just where many predicted it would be. Your…
It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone. But it is unusual for our articles. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — We recently received a cryptic email from an anonymous [Ed.: Hi Bob!] source, deep within the Walt Disney Company. The source wrote simply, “You should write an article about Disney’s Ribeiro Resort.” That was it….
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Such a generous guy! SACRAMENTO, CA — On the heels of the recent layoff news coming to Disney Parks & Resorts, California Governor Gavin Newsom (D[redact]ick[/redact]), has announced that he plans to personally take care of each and every employee out of the 28,000 Disney employees that will be laid off. Gavin Newsom said, “It’s…
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No word yet on whether it will reopen in Anaheim or in Texas. ANAHEIM, CA — The long awaited re-opening date of the Disneyland Land Resort has finally been announced! Josh D’Amaro, Chairman of Disney Parks, Experiences, Products, and Spas alongside some random dude named Gavin something, announced that Disneyland will re-open to guests on…