“Those dolls are packed close together indoors, singing.”
DISNEYLAND, CA — Getting the Joe Biden animatronic to sign an executive order reopening Disneyland was just the first step. Now park officials are scrambling to make the Happiest Place on Earth the safest place on Earth.
“We took a look at all of our attractions,” said Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), “and put together a prioritized checklist of changes that were needed. And number one on the list was it’s a small world.
“I mean, just look at it. Those dolls are packed close together indoors, singing. If we left it as is, we’d have to change the name to it’s a super-spreader event!”
Disney (no relation) anticipates that the doll masking and spacing will be completed next week.
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Cover photo: it’s a small world of social distancing. Video still by Inside the Magic via YouTube.
