Un-patriots need not apply.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- It's upon us once again -- that glorious day where we celebrate our nation's independence from the oppressive monarchy of Great Britain. The day where people prove their patriotism by getting drunk and then playing with explosives.
But let's say that you're not at home, but on vacation. How do you celebrate freedom while at Walt Disney World? Grab your Eagles [Ed.: No, not those Eagles. Or those. Ok, maybe that one]! We're ...
Say Ya to da UP, eh!
ESCANABA, MI -- Following the recent discovery of a "Hidden Mickey" in a bowl of breakfast cereal, Disney has announced that they will be building a theme park just outside of Escanaba, Michigan.
Escanaba? Seriously? Escanaba?
Seriously. They said Escanaba.
We caught up with Disney spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) for the backstory. "After the discovery of the Hidden Mickey in the Corn Flakes, we took that as a sign that we really should take a closer look at ...
StupidGuestTricks.com brings you this remarkable tale of guest absurdity.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- While at the Magic Kingdom during a rainstorm the other day, an Uncle Walt's Insider staff member stopped by Guest Relations to compliment a hard-working (and likely underpaid) Cast Member. While we were there, we overheard a rather newsworthy complaint: the guest at the next window was complaining that the rain was more inconsistent than it should be!
The Rain, the Whole Rain, and Nothing but the Rain
The unknown ...
Or "The one where we mourn the Downtown Disney of Yesterday."
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Uncle Walt's Insider has discovered a certain Cast Member who is an amazing actor, in a role not normally associated with acting skills. In fact, this Disney Springs Guest Relations Cast Member is such a talented actor that he is, incredibly, able to keep a straight face while guests ask one stupid question after another!
Our intrepid reporter [Ed.: who, coincidentally, also drives an Intrepid] was meeting ...
We tell you the Number 1 place to Number 2!
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Ever since the 'Happiest Potties on Earth' website was flushed off the server, there hasn't been anywhere you could go to tell you where to ... well, go. Luckily for you, dear reader, Uncle Walt's Insider is here for you. We feel that it is our duty [Ed.: <snort> He said 'duty'!] to put together our rankings of the best and worst restrooms at Walt Disney World.