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Here’s another ongoing article series we just made up. BAY LAKE, FL — If you read any Disney message board or Facebook group, or talk to Cast Members, sooner or later this question comes up: “What’s the stupidest question you were ever asked?” The inevitable response is “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?” Which…
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The Hall of Presidents is so popular, Disney is putting U.S. Presidents all through the parks! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Walt Disney World officials announced today that there would soon be “more Presidential Presence” in Disney’s Florida theme parks. Several new Presidents are expected to make their appearance soon throughout the parks. Sharing stories…
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“Central Florida’s commuter rail line” still lacks commuters. ORLANDO, FL — Last month, Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that SunRail was, surprisingly, now the 25th Safest Train in Orlando. This drastic move up into the rankings was caused by the closure of the Walt Disney World Railroad, which had previously occupied the #1 spot. However, it…
Journalism: apparently we’re doing it wrong. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Recently, the loyal, hardworking writers of your favorite Disney website [Ed.: Us, right?] were in the newsroom, searching for inspiration. And by “searching for inspiration,” we mean looking at competitors’ websites for stuff we can rip off. And we came across an article published…
SunRail is actually safe now? ORLANDO, FL — Officials for SunRail, a seldom-used commuter rail line in the Orlando area, are celebrating this week following the temporary closure of the Walt Disney World Railroad. The Walt Disney World Railroad at the Magic Kingdom is an iconic attraction, but has been temporarily closed for several months….