Sorry for the inconvenience, folks! THE INTERNET — Disney’s website crased on Friday. Disney spokesperson Barry Poppins (no relation) confirms “Apparently our servers were overloaded. After we got everything back up, we looked at the logs, and all we saw were searches for ‘Escanaba’, ‘Upper Peninsula’, and, for some reason, ‘Jeff Daniels’. We’re not sure…
![Poorly cropped photo of Jun Disney (no relation) by By Okras [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia Commons, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jun-disney-no-relation-768x432.jpg)
We take a break from theme park news to talk with someone who feeds us theme park news. UNCLE WALT’S HEADQUARTERS — By now, our regular readers (all 3 of you) [Ed.: What? We’re up to 3? Woohoo!] probably feel like you already know Jun Disney (no relation), a Disney (the company) spokesperson frequently cited in our…
![A patriotic tribute totally at Walt Disney World, really. Photo by Peter Lee [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mickey-disney-patriotic-kick-line-768x432.jpg)
Un-patriots need not apply. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s upon us once again — that glorious day where we celebrate our nation’s independence from the oppressive monarchy of Great Britain. The day where people prove their patriotism by getting drunk and then playing with explosives. But let’s say that you’re not at home, but…
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Say Ya to da UP, eh! ESCANABA, MI — Following the recent discovery of a “Hidden Mickey” in a bowl of breakfast cereal, Disney has announced that they will be building a theme park just outside of Escanaba, Michigan. Escanaba? Seriously? Escanaba? Seriously. They said Escanaba. We caught up with Disney spokesperson Jun Disney (no…
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StupidGuestTricks.com brings you this remarkable tale of guest absurdity. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While at the Magic Kingdom during a rainstorm the other day, an Uncle Walt’s Insider staff member stopped by Guest Relations to compliment a hard-working (and likely underpaid) Cast Member. While we were there, we overheard a rather newsworthy complaint: the…