Enjoy your day celebrating the 1991 overthrow of the military junta ruling Ethiopia!*
*Just kidding, folks. Happy Memorial Day.
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Except one who was using more colorful language. We won’t say who. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — More controversy from the Hall of Presidents at Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park and Spa! Past issues include the Biden animatronic malfunctioning, leaving when questioned, and needing a pants change. And now the Biden animatronic has reportedly become…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve been trying to follow the whole impeachment story, but I’m…
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They’re slow in getting to providers, though. Custom name embroidery takes time. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Like so many businesses during this crisis, The Mad Hatter hat store at the Disneyland Theme Park and Spa is using its special skills to respond to the medical emergency. They are the staging ground for approximately 600,000 mouse-ear…
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No chimney? No Santa for you. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As “The Most Expensive Magical Place on Earth,” the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa continues to be the top vacation destination in the world. And many families love to visit during the Christmas Holiday season, enjoying all of the Christmas decorations and music that…
No new paint scheme or repairs done. Why did they hide the castle for months? DISNEYLAND, CA — Since January of this year, Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle has been hidden behind scrims and scaffolding, apparently undergoing “refurbishment.” Well, the scrims are down now, and absolutely nothing is different. “Not a thing,” says Disney vlogger “Spencer.” [Ed.:…
Finally, proof of the long-rumored Disney weather technology. E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — As Disney struggles with the dome over Walt Disney World, they have made the bold move to bring the machines they use to control the weather into full view of guests. The devices were originally thought to be part of a new nighttime…