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No longer soon-to-be-appearing at the American Adventure Pavilion & Donut Shop. Photo by Thomas Hawk [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.

Winchell’s Donut House, others on chopping block at EPCOT

No Timbits at Le Cellier, we're sad to report. EPCOT, FL -- As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains will not be appearing after all. The Winchell's Donut House planned for the American Pavilion, the Tim Horton's planned for the Canada Pavilion, and the Mister Donut planned ...
August 5, 2020 by Walt in Florida
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The only symptomatic dwarf. Photo © Disney.

Seven Dwarfs quarantined; only one is symptomatic

He's been "sneezing like crazy." BURBANK, CA -- In a statement released today, the Disney Company announced that all seven dwarfs have been quarantined after possible exposure to COVID-19. Only one is showing any symptoms of the virus. Citing medical privacy laws, the company refused to provide the identity of the symptomatic character. However, they did say he has been "sneezing like crazy." There have been no test results to confirm that the symptoms were caused by the virus. The unnamed individual is ...
August 4, 2020 by Marty in California, Florida, Other
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Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for August 2

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WHERE DO YOU COME DOWN ON THE MASK DEBATE? | The (Step)Moms are not doctors, but they watched Dr. Fauci try to throw a baseball. Tuesday EMPEROR PALPATINE DIES OF COVID-19 | So apparently he had a trace of the virus in his system after losing his battle with Rey. Them's the rules! Wednesday CAROLE BASKIN WILL SPONSOR NEW ANIMAL KINGDOM ATTRACTION | Everyone's favorite possibly-husband-killing ...
August 2, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s the biggest surprise at the reopened Walt Disney World?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: I'm sure you all have been back to WDW since it reopened. What was the biggest surprise about the parks?" - Sylvia S, Saint John NB Baby Yoda: Marty: You were surprised by that? X: There's no shade at all in the Rise of ...
July 30, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Emperor Palpatine, before he died. We think. Photo © Lucasfilm.

Emperor Palpatine died of Covid-19

In spite of what you think you saw onscreen, he had Covid in his blood at time of death. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU -- A short statement released by the First Order confirms what many outlets have been reporting: Emperor Palpatine is dead from the coronavirus. The statement is below. The statement "The First Order sadly announces that our beloved Emperor Palpatine's passing was due to complications of Covid-19. "While it is true he engaged in a glorious battle with a talentless young girl, only to ...
July 28, 2020 by Walt in California, Florida, Other
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