Seven Dwarfs quarantined; only one is symptomatic |

Seven Dwarfs quarantined; only one is symptomatic

The only symptomatic dwarf. Photo © Disney.

He’s been “sneezing like crazy.”

BURBANK, CA — In a statement released today, the Disney Company announced that all seven dwarfs have been quarantined after possible exposure to COVID-19. Only one is showing any symptoms of the virus.

Citing medical privacy laws, the company refused to provide the identity of the symptomatic character. However, they did say he has been “sneezing like crazy.” There have been no test results to confirm that the symptoms were caused by the virus. The unnamed individual is under the care of a doctor (who is also one of the seven quarantined).

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Cover photo: The only symptomatic dwarf. Photo © Disney.