It’s especially good for guests with a strong grip and upper body strength. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — We had great hopes for the Disney Skyliner, but apparently it’s a bust. Disney hasn’t released official numbers, but word of mouth is that no one has ridden it in over a month. NO ONE! Add to…
“The River Mile” project may have been a front for the Mouse! DENVER, CO — Elitch Gardens (just “Elitch’s” to the locals) was a beloved theme park in west Denver with roots going back to the late 1800’s. Eventually, in 1995, the name (but not the “beloved”) moved downtown, becoming a generic cookie-cutter amusement park monstrosity…
It’s only natural, since Disney bought Zoom. BR’ER BANK, CA — Bob “Robert” Chapek, the once and future king deposed CEO, announced this morning that Disney parks will be very different when they reopen. “I’ve been playing around with Zoom a lot,” Chapek tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “and it’s pretty cool. Did you know you…
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Don’t worry. The WHO has given their okay. (And Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and the Rolling Stones.) WUHAN, CHINA — Details are unclear at the moment (it’s not easy to get any reliable information out of China) but apparently Disney will soon start construction on their third China-based theme park. Yes, Disneyland Wuhan will soon…
Pictured: screenshot of a live feed from the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans everywhere, deprived of the ability to visit their favorite parks, are looking for any way to get their theme park fix. They turn to YouTube for virtual rides and LEGO bricks to build their own theme parks. But…