Woohoo! It’s “free”! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa are rejoicing that so-called “Free Dining” packages are now available. For a limited time, guests can book a package deal involving a hotel stay and park admission and receive a free dining plan for each member of their…
“The wand chooses the wizard. And causes uncomfortable family situations.” ORLANDO, FL — For many children, the wand ceremony at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is a joyful and fun experience. But when a wand chose Ron Ingram, 12, of Orlando, and clearly showed him to be of magical heritage, his No-Maj (or “Muggle,”…
Sure, normally we’d be shutting down for New Year’s Day. But after our Uncle Walt fired everyone for slacking off on Christmas Day, we need some talented reporters in here pretty quickly. And apparently there wasn’t as much of a backlog of pre-written articles as Walt thought. It turns out it’s hard to get talented…
You get a list of our top articles, and we get to knock out an easy filler article. Win-win! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — It is that time of the year, where we wonder why we took all of the time to put up all of these lights and decorations only to take them…
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If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Okay, yeah, just yesterday we were berating a certain newspaper for making a “best of” list that was actually just a list of everything. “We have integrity!” we cried out. “We would never do such a thing!” we said. But then we also…