![Disney finally starts using both sides of the track. Photo by KaiBorgeest [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/new-disney-hanging-monorail-768x432.jpg)
Walt Disney World continues to experiment in guest transportation methods. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As guest attendance numbers continue to climb at The Happiest Most Magical Place on Earth, Walt Disney World Resort officials struggle to manage the crowds. One solution, of course, is to raise prices and make the place way too expensive for…
![New Carbonite Freezing Experience coming to Galaxy's Edge. Photo by swimfinfan [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/galaxys-edge-carbonite-experience-1-768x432.jpg)
“It isn’t a pleasant experience.” -Bob Chapek ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas announced today that the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas will feature a “Carbonite Freezing Experience.” This will be an added-cost attraction that will allow the purchaser, or the guest of his choosing, to be frozen in carbonite, like…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
![Festival of Fantasy Parade, on its 14th pass. Photo by John Frost [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/festival-of-fantasy-parade-loop-768x432.jpg)
Pranking Cast Members kept directing the parade back onstage. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The popular Festival of Fantasy Parade at the Magic Kingdom typically passes through the entire park in under an hour. Yesterday it took 5 hours and 37 minutes. “It was the weirdest thing,” Averill Godfrey, 26, of McComb, MS, tells Uncle…
![Vintage characters return to Disneyland next year! Photo by matterhorn [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] via Disney Wikia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vintage-mickey-mouse-costume-2-768x432.jpg)
Modern guests will relive the nostalgia and mental trauma of Disneyland’s early years! ANAHEIM, CA — The Disneyland Resort and Spa will celebrate its 65th anniversary next year, and the celebration promises to be something special! Disneyland President Josh D’Amaro announced Friday that the year will be “retro all the way,” so that guests will…