If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Okay, yeah, just yesterday we were berating a certain newspaper for making a “best of” list that was actually just a list of everything. “We have integrity!” we cried out. “We would never do such a thing!” we said. But then we also cried out, “We have deadlines! We have one more article to write! We have parties to get to!” [Ed.: Christmas and New Years parties in Svalbard are off the chain!]
And so, dear readers, here in no particular order is our list of the Top Twelve amusement parks in Southern California:
- Disneyland Park
- Disney California Adventure Park
- Knott’s Berry Farm
- Universal Studios Hollywood
- Six Flags Magic Mountain
- SeaWorld San Diego
- San Diego Zoo
- San Diego Zoo Safari Park
- LEGOLAND California
- Aquarium of the Pacific
- Birch Aquarium
Phew! That took some hard-hitting journalistic effort, all right! Okay, where’s the first party?
Did your favorite SoCal park make the list? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: Did Disneyland make the list? We haven’t read the article. Photo by Carterhawk [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.