Uncle Walt's Insider stepmom Archives - Page 21 of 31

Leaked photo of Disneyland Escanaba construction, probably. Photo by spejder.dk. Inset photo by Adirondack Explorer.

UPDATE: Disneyland Escanaba construction underway!

We're bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI -- Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That's an expression, by the way. The park won't be literally in anyone's backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the park would have to be really small. Unless they found someone with a gigantic backyard. ... What were we writing about again? Oh, yeah. Silencing the doubters While some ...

(Step)Moms Panel: How do you understand what Baby Yoda is saying?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm sorry, but I don't get it. Baby Yoda's a part of your panel, but all that's ever posted is his picture. And you all act as if he said something and you understand it? What gives? Help ...

January 29, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

(Step)Moms Panel: Best areas at Disneyland for a 3-year-old?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: We're visiting Disneyland with our almost-3 year old. What are the best areas for her to have safe, unstructured (i.e. not on a ride) play?” - Lillie, CA Walt: Hi Lyle, thanks for asking. I recommend taking a cruise on ...

January 25, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

(Step)Moms Panel: How much plush could The Child push if The Child could push plush?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: How many Baby Yoda toys does Baby Yoda have? Is Baby Yoda going to get a Build-A-Bear Baby Yoda?" - Lara B., La Habra CA X: Baby Yoda would have all the toys that Baby Yoda could have, if Baby ...

January 22, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s up with all the Epcot articles lately?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What's up with all the Epcot articles lately?” - Pedro P., New York, NY Marty: Baby Yoda insisted we talk about something else. Baby Yoda: Harriet: Just don't go to Batuu. There are already enough people there without you. Walt: Hi Carl, thanks for asking. ...

January 18, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney