Apparently Chapek didn’t go far enough? BURBANK, CA — As we predicted, Bob “Bob” Iger has returned as CEO of the Disney Company. In his first week, Iger announced he will reverse all of the poor decisions he blamed on Bob “Bob” Chapek, returning Disney to its full glory. With our incredible inside contacts and…
“Smoking never brought the world to a standstill.” BURBANK, CA — As we continue to quarantine ourselves in our office in Svalbard, we’re hearing news that Disney is hard at work adding cigarettes back into the various photos of Walt Disney. It’s no secret that Disney (the company) worked hard at trying to cover up…
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They’re hoping smokers will abandon Disney parks, where smoking will soon be banned. UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Universal is always looking for ways to set themselves apart from Disney. Even so, the company’s response to Disney’s new smoking ban is surprising, as officials from NBCUniversal have announced a shocking new policy effective May 1st at…
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After May 1st, no Cast Member can wish you “Have an ice day!” ANAHEIM, CA and LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a surprising statement, Disney has announced that ice cubes and dry ice will no longer be allowed in their theme parks. The news was buried in a much larger press release about limits…
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It’s all part of a plan. Just don’t tell Chapek we quoted him. BURBANK, CA– Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced a new smoking policy affecting all 14 Disney parks worldwide. The new policy consolidates all the smoking areas formerly within the parks into one giant smoking area just in front of each…