“Without these stickers strategically placed on the ground, how will guests know when they are at least 6 feet apart!?!?” ANAHEIM, CA — Disney will delay the re-opening of Disneyland — but only due to the lack of social distancing stickers. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) stated, “We were all set to…
Just goes to show you can rely on Uncle Walt’s Insider! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — We are not usually the types to blow our own horn. First of all, we’re string players, mostly. And also, we are really humble. Like, really humble. You would not believe how mind-bogglingly humble we are. It’s one…
Apparently you’re less likely to catch the virus if you hold certain points of view. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Walt Disney World inches towards its reopening date in 2025, the company is backtracking on its plans for social distancing. The parks first announced they would require guests to undergo temperature checks, maintain distance…
Hey, we get some things right, occasionally. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider previously reported that no one is going Disney Springs in spite of it being open for business. It turns out that might have not been 100% correct. Or 50% correct. Or at all correct. It was a big misunderstanding. Our own Uncle…
Serious. Like, nobody. Cast members, shoppers, looters. We weren’t even there. DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — Disney Springs announced their reopening in May, and the Internet nearly shutdown in excitement. Most assumed that the Walt Disney World shopping district (so called because you can’t buy stuff anywhere else on WDW property) would be packed. Well, May…