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We all saw this coming. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Citing concerns that the symbol was being “overused,” the title graphics were becoming “confusing,” and the graphics guy was getting “lazy,” our Uncle Walt has banned the use of the red circle and slash graphic on this site, at least temporarily. [Ed.: Next to…
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Oops. Looks like we were hacked. Or incredibly lazy. Or going for clickbait. Like we would ever do that. ANAHEIM, CA — Never mind. Sorry. Were you looking forward to Uncle Walt’s Insider closing? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook,…
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Not a surprise. No one’s gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA — The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing “(Step)Moms” yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt’s Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt’s Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m bored at home. Do you have a favorite activity you…
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More advice for inserting yourself among other diseased Disney guests DISNEY SPRINGS, FL — In part one of our unexpectedly two-part series (we’re really hurting for material with the theme parks closed), we gave some advice on what to expect when visiting Disney Springs in the wake of the coronavirus. Yes, we took on the…