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Did he have a meeting with the Animatronic Pope? MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The tens of guests flocking to the Hall of Presidents to actually see the presidents, and not escape the heat like the thousands typically do, will notice a change this week! No, Animatronic President Trump has not re-positioned himself to the front…
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You might want to check your credit card for unexpected charges if you do one of those “blue carpet” events. BURBANK, CA — Disney+ Day has arrived! To celebrate the streaming service’s second anniversary, Disney is rolling out the “blue carpet” for its guests, with special experiences in the parks, deals on shopDisney.com, and, oh…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I’m planning a trip to Walt Disney World, and I’m amazed at…
We’re guessing there’s also a subplot about Mafia hitmen. BURBANK, CA — In another brilliant move under the guidance of Bob “Bob” Chapek, Disney has announced an all-new, original feature film coming to Disney+: Weekend at Walt’s! Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Disney fans want to see original movies and series — they practically beg…
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It is a step up. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, and Money Printing Press is celebrating its 50th year of existence, along with its first year of really gouging guests for every shiny dime they have. Guests brave enough to pay all of Disney’s new extra fees to actually…