Who knows more about what not to do than Uncle Walt’s Insider?! Walt Disney World is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but … Forgive us; we were channeling Douglas Adams there…
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We’re a little surprised no one staying at Fort Wilderness noticed the construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans frustrated with the end of Disney’s Magical Express may now have reason to chEAR — Walt Disney World’s new airport will open soon. Guests will now fly directly into Walt Disney World, without the need…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com was a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
(Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint is a recurring feature where we normally debate with ourselves about current theme park news — but this time we have a special guest taking the Counterpoint: Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek! TODAY’S TOPIC: “Nickel-and-diming” Disney guests SUBMITTED: Disney is going down the wrong path by charging guests for “extras” that used to…
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Looks like we can unlock the stalls with our Magic Bands! BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney Grand Pooh-bah Bob “Bob” Chapek has found a new way to gouge guests raise revenue and please shareholders. “Some of our executives thought we were running out of ways to bilk our… I mean, encourage spending in Disney parks,”…