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From conceptions to weddings, and now funerals, Disney will take care of you coming or going! SEVEN SEAS LAGOON, FL — Walt Disney World is not only the top vacation destination in the world, it is also the number one destination for weddings. But with new end-of-life services just announced, it may soon be the…
“We’ll save on lighting costs!” TALLAHASSEE, FL — Florida’s law making Daylight Savings Time permanent in the state is awaiting action from the U.S. Congress, but Disney has already moved onto its next time-shifting goal. With legislation passed earlier this week, Florida will now legally be required to have daylight year-round. Benefits for all! Most. Some?…
But is his punishment too evil, even for Disney? ANAHEIM, CA — It’s a blunder that cost the Disneyland Resort unknown thousands of dollars last Tuesday. A custodial Cast Member propped open the back door to the park while taking the day’s trash to the dumpster. Consequently, hundreds of guests were able to enter Disneyland…
You don’t have to agree with us, unless you’re not an idiot. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Tucked away in our icy headquarters halfway between mainland Norway and the North Pole, it’s easy for the staff at Uncle Walt’s Insider to feel removed from American politics. Also, most folks who are fans of Disney or…
The “reanimated” character will require “dumbing down” the animatronic technology. ANAHEIM, CA — With Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge just months from opening, another less-than-exciting audio-animatronic figure has been spotted arriving at the Disneyland Resort. As Uncle Walt’s Insider has reported, Disney already installed less popular figures from the Star Wars Universe: Jar Jar Binks and Bea…