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Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for April 12

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: HOW SOON WILL THINGS GET BACK TO NORMAL? - Good question, but first shouldn't we ask, do we really want normality back? Tuesday U.W.I. FOOD BLOG: MICROWAVE POPCORN - As journalists we gladly put our lives in danger for a story, as long as we can stay home where it's safe. Wednesday DISNEY BUYS ZOOM; ANNUAL PASSES START AT $699 PER PERSON - Sure, it's pricey, ...
April 12, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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Disney's new Lion Tiger King live remake. Photo of cuddly kitty cats [Public Domain. Photo of slightly cuddly Dwayne Johnson by Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia. Photo of not-so-cuddly Hillary Clinton by Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.

Disney announces live action remake of Tiger King

The live action Lion King was a huge hit, so why not? BURBANK, CA -- Walt Disney Studios has announced that they have entered into an agreement with Netflix to shoot a live action remake of the hit documentary Tiger King. Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the movie will follow the life, and eventual downfall, of Joe "Tiger King" Exotic. Johnson will play the lead role of Joe Exotic, of course. Joe Exotic's nemesis, "F'n Carol Baskin," will be played by Hillary Clinton. ...
April 10, 2020 by Walt in Other
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: “Should I cancel my Cinderella’s Royal Table reservation?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I have a reservation for my family at Cinderella's Royal Table for next week. I know the parks are shut down, but you wouldn't believe how much effort it took to get that reservation. Should I cancel it?” ...
April 9, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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The new DiZOOMney logo.

Disney buys Zoom; annual passes start at $699 per person

What a bargain, right? SAN JOSE, CA -- In an age of remote meetings, teleconferencing service Zoom has become indispensable to many people. So naturally Disney has bought it. In news that broke yesterday, the Walt Disney Company has acquired Zoom and is restructuring its pricing. Gone will be free unlimited 40-minute meetings. Instead, the first three five-minute meetings will be free; after that, any meeting participant must have a Annual Pass.  Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) gave us the details. "Marvel ...
April 8, 2020 by Marty in Other
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: “How soon will things get back to normal?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: How soon will things get back to normal?” - Eugene K, Los Angeles CA Walt: Hi Normal, thanks for asking. It depends on what your definition of normal is. My guess is July 13th, 2027. Marty: Dear Korman, You're from L.A. 'Normal' hasn't ...
April 6, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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