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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: A reader is concerned about us (Step)Moms. Awww.

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Everyone seems to be asking you questions about themselves and how this virus situation affects them. But I'm worried about you, the (Step) Moms. How are you doing?" - Lilyn R., Brunswick NJ Marty: Hi Mom. I've told you, don't ...
April 30, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: How will Disney Parks be different when they reopen?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm worried that Disney parks will never be the same after this virus scare. How do you think going to Walt Disney World will change once it reopens?" - Paula W, Asheville NC Marty: Paul, don't worry. I can put ...
April 27, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What to do first when Walt Disney World reopens

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What's the first thing you'll do at Walt Disney World when the parks reopen?" - Carri D, Carson City NV Harriet: Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are too many viruses there without you. Marty: Hi, Carol. This is an ...
April 23, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: “Should I be wearing a mask in public?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Should I be wearing a mask in public?” - Drew C., Los Angeles CA Walt: Hi Doug, thanks for asking. Please re-submit your question along with a recent photo. We’ll make our determination after we have a chance to see what ...
April 16, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Someone strongly resembling Walt Disney holding some kind of smoldering stick. Photo by Fototeca Storica Nazionale./Getty Images.

Maybe smoking isn’t so bad, says Disney

"Smoking never brought the world to a standstill." BURBANK, CA -- As we continue to quarantine ourselves in our office in Svalbard, we're hearing news that Disney is hard at work adding cigarettes back into the various photos of Walt Disney. It's no secret that Disney (the company) worked hard at trying to cover up Walt's smoking habit. Many historical photographs of Walt Disney were altered to remove tobacco products. But with Covid-19 shutting down all public activity, Imagineers have determined that ...
March 24, 2020 by Walt in World
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