To be fair, “duck” and “dock” do sound alike. And there was a duck. DISNEYLAND, CA — Ronald Patton, 24, came to California last week from his Tempe, Arizona, home with two goals: visit one of California’s cannabis dispensaries, and spend a day at Disneyland. We cannot report on whether he completed his first goal,…
Now everyone can enjoy a meal at Club 33! BURBANK, CA — It is one of the most exclusive clubs in the world — or it used to be, at least. Disneyland’s members-only Club 33 is not just at Disneyland any more. First Disney announced that they would be expanding Club 33 from Disneyland-only to…
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It may not be dead, though, but just resting. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As anyone who has ever set a backpack down in their Glendale, CA, offices knows, Disney Imagineers love to hide things. More specifically, though, they love to place Hidden Mickeys and tributes to other favorite things inside of attractions. While the…
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A “simple misunderstanding” is prolonged when the family keeps getting free stuff. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Peña family of Silver City, NM, is celebrating their reunion with family matriarch Elvira Bolivar, after becoming separated from her at Florida’s Magic Kingdom theme park last week. Bolivar, 63, was located at the park’s Lost &…
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The churro changes will be amazing! Maybe! We didn’t catch every detail. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our regular readers [up to five now!] know that we here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love churros. That delicious cinnamon sugar treat is so perfect that even Philistines whose warped taste buds prefer cream cheese pretzels admit that churros…