Finally there’s a button for guests who don’t qualify for one of the other buttons! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & DISNEYLAND, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas announced today that a new button is joining their lineup of free celebration buttons: the “I Have a Button” button. For years, guests at Disney parks…
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Subtly inserting song lyrics to see if anyone notices? We’d never do that. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Disney aficionados will tell you that the three oldest attractions in the Magic Kingdom are the Carousel, the Main Street Vehicles, and the jokes on the Jungle Cruise. So when Uncle Walt’s Insider learned that there was…
It’s Super Puzzle Fun Time again! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Ah, the Touron™. A combination of “tourist” and “moron”, he (or she) is the “SG” in “SGT” — which stands for Stupid Guest Tricks, of course, so you do the math. A common question stupid guests ask at Disney’s Magic Kingdom is, “How…
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The Disney Empire annexes another entertainment giant. COPPELL, TX — He’s been hanging on walls and singing for 20 years. He’s probably the most well-known fish in the world after Jaws, Nemo, and Abe Vigoda. He’s Big Mouth Billy Bass. And now he’s a part of Disney’s world, as the entertainment giant has announced the buyout…
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Disney insists the measure is only precautionary. ANAHEIM, CA — Showings of Disneyland’s beloved and environmentally friendly “Main Street Wind Turbine Parade” have been halted, at least temporarily, after statements by a public official suggested the floats’ wind turbines might cause cancer. “We’re sure they’re safe,” says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation)….