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Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: When does the Auto Zone on Main Street open? Do they have…
This might be revenge for Mickey taking the CEO job away from him. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — As Disney readies the parks for upcoming reopening protests, arriving Cast Members found barricades on Main Street U.S.A. Yes, the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa’s Magic Kingdom now has its own autonomous zone. Led by an individual calling himself…
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“Lonely World” is an ongoing series featuring romance tips for single adults visiting theme park destinations on their own. Are you alone on Valentines Day? You don’t have to be! While everyone the world fawns over his or her significant other, you are free to have fun your own way — and there is plenty…