“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com was a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
![What fireworks looked like before they were forced to wear masks. Photo by Candace Lindemann [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/disney-fireworks-without-masks-768x403.jpg)
The Chapeking of Disney continues! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The new “Disney Enchantment” fireworks and projection show is a hit, but many guests are finding it to be a hit in their pocketbook as well. Fresh on the heels of Walt Disney World charging for their formerly free transportation, now just watching the fireworks…
![One of the many barricades in the Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. Photo by Michael Rivera [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/reedy-creek-autonomous-zone-barricade-768x403.jpg)
Lately its enforcers have even taken to wearing masks, so you know they’re up to no good. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Local officials today hinted that the days are numbered for Disney’s Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. The lawless area has been in place since the 1960’s, with its occupiers creating their own structures and…
![Colin Kaepernick, looking quite at home at Disneyland. Photo by Melissa Hillier [CC BY-2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disneyland-adds-colin-kaepernick-bench-experience-768x403.jpg)
The former NFL player will rotate between Disney’s U.S. theme parks and spend time on several benches in each one. BURBANK, CA — Details have emerged about Colin Kaepernick’s new contract with The Disney Company. Apparently the activist and shoe salesman is being paid millions of dollars to sit on benches at various Disney theme…
![Is... is Mickey pointing to Walt, like "Take him! Take him first!"??? Because that's what it seems like. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr & Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/walt-may-be-the-next-to-go-768x403.jpg)
Pulling down statues may prevent past “atrocities.” Like Song of the South? ANAHEIM, CA — The statue of noted oppressor Mickey Mouse was toppled last week at Disneyland, leaving many Disney fans asking, “What’s next?” [Ed.: Actually, only a few asked “What’s next?” The majority of questions we got after that article ran were, “Is this…