Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I think anyone from Uncle Walt’s Insider would do a great job running…
Apparently Chapek didn’t go far enough? BURBANK, CA — As we predicted, Bob “Bob” Iger has returned as CEO of the Disney Company. In his first week, Iger announced he will reverse all of the poor decisions he blamed on Bob “Bob” Chapek, returning Disney to its full glory. With our incredible inside contacts and…
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This gives us an idea for an article series… OXFORD, MS — Ole Miss football coach Lane Kiffin is interested in taking a new job as the CEO of The Walt Disney Company, sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider. Per a tweet from an unnamed ESPN Staffer [Ed.: Tell me it’s not Herbie again. Please do…
Let’s go, Brandon? Absolutely not. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD– Dear Bob, Can we call you Bob? We feel like we’ve known each other for years. Plus, you strike us as a somewhat informal type of person. But, anyways, we wanted to offer you some advice. We know you’re going to get tons of advice…
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OnlyFans sponsoring Spaceship Earth? It was a step too far. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a move that brought tears of joy to Disney fans around the globe, Bob “Bob” Chapek has been fired as CEO of The Walt Disney Company. Reactions ranged from a ticker-tape parade to one Facebook user saying, “So sad…