Rumor is they’re heading for New York City, where they can say “gay.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Alternative Lifestyle Grooming Center announced today that it is packing up and moving out of Florida. “It’s obvious that our values don’t align with those of the state any…
Rest in peace, poor churro, we hardly knew ye. HARAMBE, FL — A riot broke out in the Africa section of Disney’s Animal Kingdom after a man was spotted throwing away an entire churro. Our very own Uncle Walt witnessed this atrocity first hand. “I was taking note of a bit of paint chipped off…
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Huh, kind of looks like Disney Parks Blog stole this idea from us. And then published it first. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Only one cinnamon-sugar, fried dough treat has been with us since Magic Kingdom Park Uncle Walt’s Insider opened its website at Walt Disney World Resort on the internet nearly 50 years ago. There…
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Really? This type clickbait headline is what Uncle Walt’s Insider has sunk to? GARDEN GROVE, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider recently learned of a man who lost 350 pounds on the Churro Diet! This is his story. Tom “Tommy” Thomason (pictured above, maybe) started his weight loss journey in late 2019, vowing to make use…
We review a Sith bakery in honor of Star Wars Day, May the Fourth. And because we’re Uncle Walt’s Insider, we do it a day late. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — “Come to the dark side,” they said. “We have cookies.” Now, I’m not sure who the mysterious ‘they’ is, but I had previously heard…