Nothing says “overbearing dictator” like denying citizens their Churros. ANAHEIM, CA — While Disney continues to box up Disneyland for the move to Texas, even bigger news has dominated the headlines. California Governor Gavin Newsom (D[highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]estroyer of Economies[/highlight]) is facing a recall from angry voters. Newsom’s previous orders, while strict, were at least…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What do you really think of the Food & Wine Tour? Sweet,…
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No Timbits at Le Cellier, we’re sad to report. EPCOT, FL — As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains…
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Also, instead of being sold in kiosks, they’ll be in vending machines. EPCOT, FL — Walt Disney World is welcoming guests once again, and that can only mean one thing: it’s festival time at EPCOT! This year the International Food & Wine Festival starts early and Uncle Walt’s Insider has obtained an exclusive look at…
How does a churro from a Mexican restaurant stand up to those found at the Disney parks? Droopy. ROCHESTER, WA — When you can’t visit the parks because you’re stuck at home in the age of social distancing, an authentic Churro will have to do. You, like us, have come to adore the churros at…