You get a list of our top articles, and we get to knock out an easy filler article. Win-win! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — It is that time of the year, where we wonder why we took all of the time to put up all of these lights and decorations only to take them…
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If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Okay, yeah, just yesterday we were berating a certain newspaper for making a “best of” list that was actually just a list of everything. “We have integrity!” we cried out. “We would never do such a thing!” we said. But then we also…
Did Disney accurately predict mountains in space? GREENBELT, MD — Images from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx space probe show an eerily familiar formation in deep space. There is a mountain in space that looks like Space Mountain, on an asteroid located 1.4 million miles from Walt Disney World Resort and Spa! Scientists from the Goddard Space Flight…
That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance…
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Here’s one trade secret that finally sees the light of day! CELEBRATION, FL — “Meet me in the alley to the left of Market Street Gallery if you want the recipe.” That was the note slipped to this reporter on a recent visit to Magic Kingdom. Could it be? Was the elusive recipe for the…