REVEALED: Secret Disney churro recipe!

Here’s one trade secret that finally sees the light of day!

CELEBRATION, FL — “Meet me in the alley to the left of Market Street Gallery if you want the recipe.” That was the note slipped to this reporter on a recent visit to Magic Kingdom. 

Could it be? Was the elusive recipe for the famed Disney churro finally within our reach? [Ed.: Or is it the famed recipe for the elusive Disney churro?]

A closely-guarded secret

As reported here before, Disney considers the recipe for its tasty churros as a trade secret, much like the formula for Coca-Cola or the process of getting slices of Kraft Singles into their plastic wrappers. There have been attempts to smuggle the recipe out, but those were quickly thwarted by Disney Security.

This time, though, we have the recipe! And it has some surprising ingredients, too, such as REDACTED! [Ed.: I really wasn’t expecting it to include REDACTED, were you?]

We strongly suggest you copy and paste this information, or take a screenshot of this page. Past attempts at publication of the recipe have been shut down by Disney legal and their elite team of hackers. We will keep this up as long as we can. Enjoy!!

DISNEY CHURRO RECIPE
Not for publication!

Ingredients:

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Directions:
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Cover photo: Churros — mmm… churros — by Mark Mitchell [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr. Churros. Mmmmm…..