Uncle Walt’s closed for Christmas Day

That’s right, we’re not going to pretend it’s some other obscure holiday. Actually, our boss, Uncle Walt, actually expects us to be working today. But he never comes in the office on holidays himself; he just stays in his yurt drinking eggnog and eating eggnog-flavored churros.* So we’re taking advantage of the historically low park attendance on Christmas Day and heading to Walt Disney World. Maybe we’ll see you there?

Oh, and don’t worry about us getting into trouble. Uncle Walt never actually looks at the website, either.

*Or is it eating churros and drinking churro-flavored eggnog?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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