Enjoy your day celebrating the 1991 overthrow of the military junta ruling Ethiopia!*
*Just kidding, folks. Happy Memorial Day.
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Are they conceding defeat, or punishing DeSantis??? LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a surprise move in the ongoing battle between the State of Florida and the Disney Company, Walt Disney World has shut its doors – apparently for good! The four theme parks and two water parks did not open today. Guests staying at…
In which we give Ub space to express an opinion publicly. This can’t be good. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “Ewww.” Let’s face it. They’ve been trying to make eating Finding Nemo characters a thing ever since someone caught the…
![The Disney monorail stopping at the number one Texas landmark, Buc-ee's. Photo by lee leblanc [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/monorail-tour-bucees2-768x432.jpg)
The Walt Disney World monorail stops at all the important Texas landmarks. WACO, TEXAS — The 2018 Monorail Goodwill Tour continues across the 48 contiguous U.S. states and Hawaii, and is now criss-crossing Texas. Here are some photo highlights from the various Texas landmarks visited on the tour: Did they miss any Texas landmarks? Let…
![Former official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/joe-rohdes-earring-for-president-2020b-768x403.jpg)
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to “the quarantine preventing campaign events,” “difficulty in fundraising,”…
![A passenger jet on final approach over Bay Lake, as seen from the Contemporary Hotel. Photo by Mike Belobradic via YouTube, TheMightyQuill [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and maybe a couple of others. We lose track.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/wdw-airport-opens-2022a-768x403.jpg)
We’re a little surprised no one staying at Fort Wilderness noticed the construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans frustrated with the end of Disney’s Magical Express may now have reason to chEAR — Walt Disney World’s new airport will open soon. Guests will now fly directly into Walt Disney World, without the need…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I found an article on your website about Disneyland Pyongyang. Like, North…