Our little-known facts series continues, in spite of underwhelming demand! Tens, possibly hundreds [Ed.: We’d research actual attendance numbers, but that’s too much like work] of guests visiting the EPCOT Center Theme Park, Resort and Spa over the past few months have been dazzled by the new light show that’s been glued onto the giant…
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I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started in a Los Altos garage. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Now that the news is official that Apple is buying Disney, we thought we’d assemble a panel of experts and deep thinkers to discuss the pros and cons…
We assume the deal includes the parks. City parks, that is. CUPERTINO, CA — In a recently leaked memo from CEO Tim “Bob” Cook, it appears that Apple, the first company to hit $3 Trillion in valuation, is poised to spend some of their stockpiled cash on acquiring Disney! Fans of Mickey Mouse dismayed by…
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Chapek: “Hey, it makes money for the shareholders.” HERSHEY, PA — In a joint press conference, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek and Hershey President & CEO Michele Buck announced yesterday that Disney will be selling the Magic Kingdom theme park to Hershey. “It’s a win-win, as far as I see,” Chapek said. “Hershey gets the…
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We fear the Coca-Cola ad is only the beginning. What’s that? A cheery instrumental version of Chim Chim Chiree is coming from your TV? It must be a new commercial for Walt Disney World! Except it’s not — it’s an ad for Coca-Cola. And then you hear Bear Necessities… in an ad for Door Dash?…