“There are no churros in space.” OUTSIDE MARS ORBIT — In a remote (duh) interview with Uncle Walt’s Insider, Tesla Roadster pilot “Starman” claims that he was promised a trip to the Walt Disney World Resort for taking part in the SpaceX launch. In the more than six months since the Falcon Heavy rocket launched…
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“Now it won’t just be the monsters that are blue.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s an attraction that even the most generous Disney fans say has grown stale. But now Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor is getting “refreshed” with the addition of late-night shows filled with adult-oriented humor. “There’s only so many times the average…
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Lines for Disney attractions used to just immerse you in the story. Now they’ll immerse you in commerce, too! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — Right on the heels of Disney announcing in-flight shopping on the Skyliner gondola system, Uncle Walt’s Insider has received news about an all-new shopping experience being added to…
Instead of ‘exit through the gift shop,’ guests will ‘travel in the gift shop.’ WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — New details have emerged about the Skyliner gondola system under construction at the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. Apparently each gondola car will have its own gift store, so Disney guests can shop as they…
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McDonald’s selfless gift to the city of St. Louis also includes coloring both arches gold. ST. LOUIS, MO — The Gateway Arch has stood for over fifty years on the banks of the Mississippi River. And now, thanks to a generous gift from the McDonald’s Corporation, it will have a twin. “As the original arch…