“Oompa, loompa, doopity doo! If you cross Wonka, you know he’ll sue!” HERSHEY, PA — “We didn’t say anything when they opened a chocolate themed amusement park. We turned a blind eye when they started hiring Oompa-Loompas. But this is too much!” That’s the statement of Litigious Gloop, an attorney representing Wonka Enterprises Inc., on…
“I honestly wasn’t trying to have my eyes closed.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Many families visiting the Walt Disney World Resort take advantage of the parks’ PhotoPass service, where Disney photographers snap your pictures throughout the resort and make them available for purchase later. And while purchasing individual photographs can get pricey, Disney offers…
The show closes after one performance in spite of rave reviews. NEW YORK, NY — It was one of the most highly-anticipated new shows of the 2018 Broadway season and set records for advance ticket sales. But now Avengers: Infinity War: the Musical is closing after only one performance. Produced by Broadway legend Harold Prince for…
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Was he lost? Visiting? Defecting? Uncle Walt’s investigates. ORLANDO, FL — Popular man/dog/?? Disney character Goofy was spotted in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando on Sunday afternoon. A rare break in the wall-to-wall mass of bodies trying to make their way through Diagon Alley allowed several guests to glimpse Goofy strolling…
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Can Uncle Walt’s Insider find success outside of the Yoopers of Michigan? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — With the publication of “Disney to build park in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula” earlier this month, Uncle Walt’s Insider found itself going viral for the first time, which led to our servers crashing, Snopes debunking the article, a run…