More of Chapek creating magic! (For his accountants.) WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort is known for its world class hotels, restaurants, and theme parks. It’s also the place where children of all ages can meet their favorite characters, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ensign Thomas Garland. But…
Of course you can still trust Disney with your kids! REEDY CREEK ORANGE & OSCEOLA COUNTIES, FL — Good news for all of you Disney character lovers — in-person meet-and-greets are back! Guests at the Walt Disney World and Disneyland Resorts, Spas, and LGBTetc. Awareness Centers will no longer have to be content with Mickey…
Chapek: “I wrote the script myself.” REEDY CREEK, FL — There’s a new stage show coming soon to the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Alternative Lifestyle Exploration Center! In a new bid to drive the Disney Company into the ground and keep California’s lights on, the Forecourt Stage at Cornelius (formerly Cinderella) Castle…
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Oh, there will still be “bears.” MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Center for Societal Change has announced a new project, sure to excite parents of all genders! Disney is continuing its current project (called “Woke Kingdom,” according to insiders) by re-theming the beloved attraction Country Bear Jamboree. We…
Dinklage’s complaint was not well-received in the broader community. BURBANK, CA — When actor Peter Dinklage (best known for his roles as “Binky” in 13 Moons and “Trumpkin” in The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian) complained about Disney’s upcoming live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Disney said they would “take a different…