We’re guessing there’s also a subplot about Mafia hitmen. BURBANK, CA — In another brilliant move under the guidance of Bob “Bob” Chapek, Disney has announced an all-new, original feature film coming to Disney+: Weekend at Walt’s! Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Disney fans want to see original movies and series — they practically beg…
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It is a step up. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, and Money Printing Press is celebrating its 50th year of existence, along with its first year of really gouging guests for every shiny dime they have. Guests brave enough to pay all of Disney’s new extra fees to actually…
Our little-known facts series continues (in spite of underwhelming demand)! Fastpass, Fastpass+, MaxPass, MaxiPass, and extra-absorbent MaxiPass are all no more (except, of course, at the Disney Yesterland Theme Park and Spa). They’ve been replaced by something called Genie+ and “Lightning Lanes.” But do you know everything there is to know about Lightning Lanes? Of…
Would you hire this man? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — An Uncle Walt’s Insider staff member who would like to remain anonymous (Ub Skrewi) has revealed that Bob “Bob” Chapek, CEO of ABC/Disney, recently applied to write for Uncle Walt’s Insider! “It was the most bizarre thing,” said Skrewi. “I was working in the…
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Because everything old is new again… if it brings in $$. BR’ER BANK, CA — In his quest to find a way to charge guests extra for dang near everything, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek announced today that Disney ride coupon books are returning. For the 98% of Disney fans alive today who have never…