(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these 'Disneyland closing' articles? |

(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these ‘Disneyland closing’ articles?

UWI Step Moms Panel

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step)Moms: First you (Step)Moms say Disneyland is not closing permanently. Then Uncle Walt’s Insider says it is closing permanently. Then yesterday they issue a correction saying it isn’t closing permanently. Who do I believe? Is Disneyland closing for good or not? Was this just a cheap publicity stunt for your website? Will you stop this foolishness?” – Bob “Robert” C., Burbank CA

X:

What foolishness would you like to see?

Baby Yoda:

Ub:

Hello Bob! No relation to anyone at Disney, right? Like Bob… Iger? Changing your last initial to “C” so that we think you’re not related?

I just winked and nodded at my computer screen and realized that you can’t see it, so now I am telling you that I am winking and nodding. Except now that I’ve told you I winked and nodded, you have to envision me winking and nodding at you or else this whole winking and nodding thing is going to not work, and there will have been no point in me winking and nodding at my screen.

Whew. After all that, I’m exhausted and need a churro.

By the way – I’m so glad you’re back, and that you took the reigns back from Bob “Michael Eisner 2.0” C.

Walt:

Hi Robbie, thanks for asking.

Honestly, we do read each question carefully and craft our answers in the best way we know how.

Now, I would certainly put in the room request for adjoining rooms. I know some close personal friends did this after linking reservations and their request was honored. Just keep in mind it is a request and not a guarantee. Best of luck, and have a magical vacation!

Marty:

Dear Bert, would it be better if it were an expensive publicity stunt?

Anyway, remember, this is Uncle Walt’s Insider. We have inside sources you couldn’t possibly know about.

Why, just before I wrote this I looked at Disneyland’s website. Apparently the park is still closed. You can’t get that sorry of inside info from just anywhere, you know.

Harriet:

Just don’t go to Disneyland. It’s closed permanently.

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