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The former NFL player will rotate between Disney’s U.S. theme parks and spend time on several benches in each one. BURBANK, CA — Details have emerged about Colin Kaepernick’s new contract with The Disney Company. Apparently the activist and shoe salesman is being paid millions of dollars to sit on benches at various Disney theme…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Are these really real questions sent in by your readers? Do you…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WALT DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED? WHY? – The (Step)Moms did some exhaustive research (for once). Apparently it’s true. Huh. Who knew? Tuesday CINDERELLA CASTLE VANDALIZED, PAINTED PINK – We’re okay with gang tagging….
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The scratchy VHS transfer of Phantom should bring in a lot of new subscribers! BURBANK, CA — Following an increase in subscriptions, likely due to the release of Hamilton, Disney+ has announced several new titles which will be added in the coming months. (For those of you who have been hiding under a rock, Disney+…
We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually. BURBANK, CA — Officials at the [redact]Walt Disney[/redact] Company announced today that they are erasing [redact]Walt Disney[/redact]’s name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. [redact]Disney[/redact] (the company) spokesperson Jun [redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) shared the reasoning. “[redact]Walt Disney[/redact] was a backwards thinker. And he had…