It’s Filler Time! Uncle Walt’s will return with new material on January 7. Meanwhile, please enjoy this selection of News Briefs that previously ran. Na’vi protest lack of cast members Representatives of the Na’vi people from Pandora have filed a written protest with the administration of the Walt Disney World Resort, saying that the Na’vi…
Sure, normally we’d be shutting down for New Year’s Day. But after our Uncle Walt fired everyone for slacking off on Christmas Day, we need some talented reporters in here pretty quickly. And apparently there wasn’t as much of a backlog of pre-written articles as Walt thought. It turns out it’s hard to get talented…
You get a list of our top articles, and we get to knock out an easy filler article. Win-win! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — It is that time of the year, where we wonder why we took all of the time to put up all of these lights and decorations only to take them…
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If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Okay, yeah, just yesterday we were berating a certain newspaper for making a “best of” list that was actually just a list of everything. “We have integrity!” we cried out. “We would never do such a thing!” we said. But then we also…
Journalism: apparently we’re doing it wrong. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Recently, the loyal, hardworking writers of your favorite Disney website [Ed.: Us, right?] were in the newsroom, searching for inspiration. And by “searching for inspiration,” we mean looking at competitors’ websites for stuff we can rip off. And we came across an article published…