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Walt’s original park may soon be Six Flags: Magicland. GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — Officials with Six Flags confirmed today that they are in “serious negotiations” with Disney Parks and Resorts. Their goal? To purchase Disneyland. THE Disneyland. “Obviously it’s a prize we’ve had our eye on for a long time,” Six Flags CEO Jim “James”…
Pictured: screenshot of a live feed from the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans everywhere, deprived of the ability to visit their favorite parks, are looking for any way to get their theme park fix. They turn to YouTube for virtual rides and LEGO bricks to build their own theme parks. But…
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The Beast in the Book of Revelation may be more literal than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The popular Magic Kingdom restaurant Be Our Guest will be closing its doors temporarily in August, leading to a great outcry among the nations and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Various prophecy groups have seized on…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: “Do we need proof of vaccinations before going to Galaxy’s Edge?”…
Yippie-ki-yay, M…ickey. Today’s question: “Hey, Walt, now that Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is almost open, what land should Disney build next?” Submitted by Link Artletter, Los Angeles, CA Hi Link, Thanks for asking. I’ve been walking the empty sidewalks of Main Street all week pondering this same question. I’ve popped in and out of Imagineering…
Hey, we make stuff up, too, but we still have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — David Mikkelson, newly-unemployed co-founder of the “Snopes.com“ “fact-checking” “website” may be looking for a new place to write. But it won’t be at Uncle Walt’s Insider. While some may think it’s a great fit — writing under an…