Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so.
DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won the Iowa Democratic Caucuses with 53% of the vote.
We will continue to follow the campaign. Also, you can follow Joe Rohde’s Earring on Twitter at @realjoesearring.
UPDATE 10:34am: Apparently the unanticipated surge in voting for Joe Rohde’s Earring is what caused the app to crash and the total vote tally to be delayed. But it definitely won. We’ll keep you posted as more information becomes available.
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Cover photo: Official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].